All Hell Broke Loose The Moment I Took Off My Underwear - Man Recounts Story

If 'it' is too small, they would complain, the same when 'it' is big...

Anyway Mnombo 'Anaconda' Madyibi (32) don't want a big size, as the wife allegedly says the 4-5 inches size is 'too big, hairy and scary!'

The nick 'anaconda' came about when Mnombo's fellow soccer players saw his 4-5 in the dressing room before a soccer match. And his new wife said she’s not being entertained by his bullish 4-5.

Mnombo and his new wife were on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape and then he unleashed his 'anaconda'.

His words:

All was well and she enjoyed the pre-intimacy, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.

My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her kitten, not an anaconda.

When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.

It was his call for help that attracted other guests.

He continued:

We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her.

I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.

Means she is not angry with the size...

I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and not joystick shrinking, said a frustrated Mnombo.

When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.

He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him, she said.
The couple agreed to get counseling and said they would not involve the police.

But the internet already knows.


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