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Sperm As A Drink: Single Mum Says It Gives Her Energy

Before now, we thought sperm is only used to produce babies, until it was later announced that the same thing smoothens the skin, now this woman gulps a cup-ful of it to start her 'everyday'. 

Tracy Kiss, 29, and a mother of two from Buckinghamshire, has been drinking the rather 'interesting' concoction for sometime now, saying it has been like an energy drink for her mood and immunity.

In another interesting twist, it is Tracy's best friend who harvests this 'juice' from the more than enough he has and delivers it to her up to three times a week. She then stores it in the fridge.


Drinking the concoction, she mixes it up with ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond drink. 

I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved, says Tracy.

Tracy adds that the sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals (B12) which she lacks in her diet and needs. 

Aside from the nutritional value of the 'juice', she says:

Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating, she reveals. If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.

Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.

Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting – but the results are worth it.

People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness, she says.

Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.

When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself, she admits.

But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!

 
When asked if there are any risks, she says:

I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check.

My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.


Considering her relationship status she says:
 I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!
At least, that would give her friend a break from the...
 
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