You should understand the laws of a particular place before you start having fun.
These laws are weird but they are real!
It’s illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. As difficult and
dangerous as it might be, a motorcycle in motion might be a different
matter (although, probably not). Please never, ever try it.
Sex toys are completely illegal in this state. Head to Arizona, where
two toys are okay. Any more, and you’re risking prosecution again.
Quality over quantity guys!
3. Bakersfield, California
We know it’s difficult to resist but you can not, we repeat CAN NOT,
have sex with Satan here unless you’re wearing a condom. So if you
fancy giving the D to the Devil, make sure you rubber up
Oral sex is totally banned here so don’t be as concerned if you forget your mouthwash.
Women are not allowed to walk around naked in a hotel room which, for
many people, kind of ruins the point of hotel rooms. They can breathe a
sigh of relief though; their nudity is at least permitted in the
It is illegal to have sex with a live fish here, which is a relief. Dead fish, however.
7. Halethorpe, Maryland
You aren’t allowed to kiss for more than a minute in public here so be
sure to have an accurate stopwatch if you fancy a bit of PDA with bae.
Idaho is a bit more laid back – eighteen minutes is the law breaking
line. We’d like to think if you’d reached the passionate heights of
necking for eighteen minutes that you’d have moved things to a private
8. Hong Kong
A wife is allowed to murder her husband if he cheats on her – but only
with her bare hands. Any manner of homicide is apparently fine for the
husband’s lover, though. Everyone in EastEnders and Hollyoaks would be
facing a death sentence if that came into force here…
Sex out of marriage is still against the law here so if you and a new
lover are looking for a destination for a dirty weekend, rule this one
A man is not allowed to fire a gun at the point of his partner’s climax. Killjoys.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to get it on on the steps of a church after the sun goes down. Just so you know.
The fine for a man who has sex with a female dog is higher if the dog is in heat.
13. Minnesota (again)
You can’t sleep naked in Minnesota so do not forget that onesie. And no
matter how tiring that post sex glow is, get dressed before you drift
off. It’s for your own good.
Here, it isn’t just humans who can face penalties for breaking the
sexual laws. It is illegal for dogs to molest people. So, if you want to
escape your neighbour’s pooch which insists on getting close with your
leg, this might be a good place to go to.